Showing posts with label flirting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flirting. Show all posts

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Damnit

I've been talking to this girl for a while and she's always wanted to hook up and smoke some cheeba cheeba so i finally tell the bitch, Yo come over i got that good shit. She's really skinny, normally i prefer them with some meat on them, I dont want to feel bones when I'm doing my boom boom in her zoom zoom. So she comes over and we smoke, get baked as hell, watch Anchorman for the 301871 gazillion time (god damnit, every time a girl comes over we watch this stupid movie lol). So it's over and I'm like, to get my mack on and the bitch has fallen asleep!!!
I wake her up, tell her to move to the bed, I go to the bathroom come back undress get in bed and GIRL IS SLEEPING AGAIN.

Sure this was some strong shit but it knocked that BITCH OUT hahaha.
Week 1 of american football, who are yall rooting for? Got some money on Giants, Patriots and Jets. Jet's will probably fuck up and i'll lose my money but oh well.
I appreciate all the support guys, comments and klikz. I'm checking you all out as often as I can, so if I miss one day I'll be there dubble the next lol!



Monday, September 6, 2010

Grocery flirting

Was doing my usual grocary shopping and something odd struck me. This is a perfect place to do some casual flirting, I've been going away from bars and clubs, starting to want something more then a one night thing.
Anyway was walking around in the pasta department and saw this cute brunette. I stood a min and looked at the different pastas (I did know what I wanted lol) and just asked totally casually if she had some recomendation because I didn't know the difference between them all. She looked a bit confused lol but then she explained a couple of different ones and handed me one (which was really dry and nasty...). Talked a bit and found out she goes to the same College nearby, I said hopefully we run into eachother and split. Now sorry if this is common knowledge but I'm still learning haha.