Airports...

...are weird.

so many weird people, like this fat guy is smelling like shit. This muslim guy is walking around all weird being lost,  and this blond couple are like yelling at something. Lol, oh well waiting for my flight back to my hometown!

Got to love mondays! how's your week star?

Wild night

went out last night, 3 other friends. Drank sum danced sum. danced a bit with some girls and of course i failed lol. Met 3 cocky girls outside, one was hot but cant find her on facebook! haha, met another at McDonalds that was the cashier. But my friend tried to hard so it pretty much died there.
lol here have some viagra

How was your friday night?

im in turkey

after some bs at the airport (got stuck for like 19 hours for no reason) im here now.. cool country.. istanbul is way too hectic for me, and the people and service is so shittylol.
hard to cick and check yall out cuz everyblog is aparently blocked thro the internet hotel lol? Willchekc it all in 3 days!!

xoxo!

Awkward

Yo sup guys?
Was in an awkward situation last night, my ex came through and chilled. she said she wanted to talk and I thought it would be some bs and then we would have sex but... she came and apparently her work is rough, her boss keeps talking down to her calling her stuff and shit, she doesnt get her respect yadayada. Now that sucks and all but then she stared crying... wondering what she was going to do with her life.
And im stuck there like eh... girl is kinda fail at life, she failed everything in high school because "she got too pressured" (which is bs) and after that she has been going from here to there and back etc etc.
I just said she still has chances, just go to adult school work up her grades and search for another job.
I didn't really know what to do I hate when girls cry, never know what the right thing to do is.

Was wondering maybe you guys have any tips or what would you have done :/?

Like I would leave you guys without a pic ;), her name is Charm (retarded i know lol)

We @ 100 baby!!

We popped the 100 followers milestone guys!
Thank you very much and I hope you guys get some sort of enjoyment from checking me out everyday, I love your blogs, especially you guys that post regularly with funny stuff.

Here's for a 100 more!

Lazy sunday

We chilling tonight, on the haunt for new pics.
Got stories for you guys, went out drinking last night too (damn third time this week!) shit was ok, not bad but seriously, NEVER go out with girls, this bitch was on me and my friend at the same time. My friend could care less really, he got bitches for days. So Im putting in the moves and it's almost over and the friends motherfucking sister comes and fucking cockblocks?! I'm like wtf, girls dont understand this shit, she says the girl wants the friend, I'm like i know but this girl is a ho', she was dancing with him and then came to me and grinded her fat ass on my dick, and then went back and forth. blabla whatever haha. I guess the sister was looking after her brother but the fucked thing is the dude went home alone anyway Just as i knew he would lol.

I wasted WAY too much money though :( Kliketiklick

How's your sunday going?

haha wild party

had a party last night, Im a student but i dont live at the dorms so my neighbours are like... regular people... kind of older lol.
Wild fucking party man, we werent even that loud... or maybe we were lol. One neighbor came and rang the bell, i was in the balcony so my buddy opened the door and when i arrived she was going down the stairs telling us to fuck off lol.

you guys got any plans for the weekend?

uh-oh

So i had the flu right?
I think im ok now, so i put my penis inside a girl. she texted me now saying saying she was home puking and shit hahahaha. I wish i had a owned image

This is how I'm feeling right now

 Also Lilly Robins is hot, she's some cheerleader for some team. 

up early.. cleaning pipes

Hate waking up early for nothing, apparently these guys are going to come and clean the vents in the apartment but the guys wont come, so ive been up since 7 am (it's 9 now) for nothing >:(, im not used to this!
Uhm that sounded a bit.. gay, lol. I had a class today too.. but this was a good excuse to not go lol.
Here have a Emily scott!

What are you all doing today?

Fail Story

I met this girl this weekend, kinda cute and all, we've known eachother for a while, she's really drunk and im sober (was just chilling that night). She's not a ho so she's flirting in stealth mode doing small things. As dumb as I am I dont know how to respond, if it was someone random I would start to grind on her and shit on the dancefloor but didnt feel right on her... saw some other dude talk to her (I thnk they were from the same party) and was trying to dance with her. I felt crappy (had a mad night the day before) so I cruised on home, don't think they went home together but who knows..

Dont you wish you could put all your energy on school/work instead of bitches? lol

no that isnt her but she looks good haha

Damnit

I've been talking to this girl for a while and she's always wanted to hook up and smoke some cheeba cheeba so i finally tell the bitch, Yo come over i got that good shit. She's really skinny, normally i prefer them with some meat on them, I dont want to feel bones when I'm doing my boom boom in her zoom zoom. So she comes over and we smoke, get baked as hell, watch Anchorman for the 301871 gazillion time (god damnit, every time a girl comes over we watch this stupid movie lol). So it's over and I'm like, to get my mack on and the bitch has fallen asleep!!!

I wake her up, tell her to move to the bed, I go to the bathroom come back undress get in bed and GIRL IS SLEEPING AGAIN.

Sure this was some strong shit but it knocked that BITCH OUT hahaha.

Week 1 of american football, who are yall rooting for? Got some money on Giants, Patriots and Jets. Jet's will probably fuck up and i'll lose my money but oh well.

I appreciate all the support guys, comments and klikz. I'm checking you all out as often as I can, so if I miss one day I'll be there dubble the next lol!

Women! Follow this rule please

If you're coming to a dudes crib after 10pm please PLEASE give up some ass!

I dont want to talk to you, watch tv or lay in bed with you this late unless you're going the whole way!! Not trying to be an asshole but c'mon I could be watching porn and shit.

Now I got these damn blueballs because this girl wouldnt let me smash it because she was on her period... she wouldnt even suck it! ::mad::